When Life Hands You a Pumpkin

Sometimes, life throws some combination of lemons, rotten tomatoes, and poopie diapers your way. Sometimes, it rains...then pours...then hails. And as you sit there with a tomato-stained T-shirt and the sting of lemon juice meeting an old scratch you didn't even realize you still had... feeling cold, downtrodden and...let's face it...a little pissed off...you can't … Continue reading When Life Hands You a Pumpkin

To Hell With Waiting for January 1st

I've heard some version of the phrase "f**k 2020!" probably a billion times. I'm not even being hyperbolic. Between conversations with friends, social media, the news....yeah. Billion sounds about right. I get it. Trust me. I'm over it, too. This year has brought with it a monumental number of changes. Most of them have inspired … Continue reading To Hell With Waiting for January 1st